Tag: Steve Edwards

Why I Rented-a-Crowd of Misinformed Protesters

Article – Steve Edwards With sagely insight, Nu Zilluns foremost Infallible Expert on Everything, prime minister John Key, opined that protestors who demonstrated in nationwide rallies across the South Pacific island nation against the impending Trans-Pacific Partnership … Why I Rented-a-Crowd of Misinformed Protesters By Steve Edwards With sagely insight, Nu Zillun’s foremost Infallible Expert on Everything, prime minister John Key, opined that protestors who demonstrated in nationwide rallies across the South Pacific island nation against the impending Trans-Pacific Partnership on August 15, were “misinformed” and merely a “rent-a-crowd”. [Like many New Zealanders, John Key mashes his vowels with his consonants like they’re peas to be lost in mushed potatoes, so that New Zealand becomes Nu Zillun when spokun. – Ed.] I’m going to climb the lab-engineered Capitalist State Tree and crawl out on its dying limb, Democracy, to explain why Key is one trillion market points correct. But to comprehend the significance of the bombshell disclosure I’m dropping here, it’s crucial that we are on ‘need-to-know-basis’ terms. This means you-need-to-know my family’s great secret, how I came to know what I know and why I want you to know what I know is dangerous to the world if it remains an ‘unknown known’, so to speak. My family became incredibly wealthy by outsourcing our aversion to poverty to those that worked hard for us. With investments in land,...

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Objection Letter on the GCSB Bill to the Governor-General

Opinion – Steve Edwards The Governor-General of New Zealand has reserve powers that can be exercised to decline accent to legislation, dismiss a prime minister and force a dissolution of Parliament and call new elections. This letter requests the Governor-General to investigate … Objection Letter on the GCSB Bill and Other Related Matters to the Governor-General of New Zealand by Steve Edwards August 20, 2013 http://snoopman.wordpress.com/2013/08/20/objection-letter-on-the-gcsb-bill-and-other-related-matters-to-the-governor-general-of-new-zealand/ The Governor-General of New Zealand has reserve powers that can be exercised to decline accent to legislation, dismiss a prime minister and force a dissolution of Parliament and call new elections. This letter requests the Governor-General to investigate the conduct of the prime minister, intervene in the passage of the GCSB bill and conduct a wider investigation into New Zealand’s intelligence, enforcement and defence apparatus, for the reasons outlined. – Snoopman 20 August 2013 His Excellency Lieutenant General The Right Honourable Sir Jerry Mateparae GNZM, QSO Governor-General of New Zealand Government House Private Bag 39995 Wellington Mail Centre Lower Hutt 5045 Your Excellency, I ask that you urgently intervene in the passage of the Government Communications Security Bureau and Related Legislation Amendment Bill (Referred to hereafter as the ‘GCSB bill’ or the ‘bill’). My reasons are explained in this letter, which is to be taken as an extraordinary objection to the proposed bill and the conduct of the prime minister. Last night I...

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